Alright, maybe that headline’s a little unfair. But not really.
Bethesda announced the Hearthfire DLC for The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim today. What does this involve? Dragons and vampires and killing things and dungeon crawls and– wait, no, it doesn’t include any of that. Hearthfire gives you the opportunity to buy a chunk of land, build your own house, adopt children and do all of the things that aren’t even remotely combat-related.
Downside: It’s goddamn Sims. But for people who like killing dragons.
Upside: It’s only going to be 400 Microsoft points to download.
Look for a review from me when it releases on September 4.